*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
(via thisisourwar)
maybe the reason why I’m single is because I’ve never gone to a new years eve party at a ski resort and sung karaoke with a complete stranger
i don’t get it
u r not a true wildcat
ur head is not in the game
we r not all in this together
u r not the music in me
u r not fabulous
u need to stick to the status quo
(Source: everyone-will-laugh, via things-i-will-never-say)